I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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