Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Semen is not good for contacts.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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