Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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