sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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