do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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