I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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