Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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