For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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