youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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