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8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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