bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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