At least make sure they are 18
Why
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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