There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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