doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize
