What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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