I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just had sex bonerless
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You took a bar mat shot.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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