they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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