The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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