You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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