non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Still dying that you shit outside
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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