that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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