Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
i think i just lost a toe
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