Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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