i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I will be naked everywhere
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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