D3 body, D1 cock
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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