Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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