The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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