what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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