U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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