Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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