didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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