normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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