just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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