Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
it hurts more in the daytime
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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