guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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