people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It's shark week go big or go home
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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