yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My vagina is officially offended.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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