You're so nebulous sometimes
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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