we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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