on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm at about main and main street
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Do I have a choice?
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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