Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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