Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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