dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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