what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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