It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
