We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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