I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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