All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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