I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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