i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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